24 aprilie 2011

amuzament si fun cu dominator nx650

cat poate fi de amuzant ? pai bine ...foarte amuzant ,la maxim de amuzant .

dupa ce am bobinat vreo 3 ore la motor si la carbelitor ,l am facut bucati, a mers precum un ceas japonez :)))



am avut cateva nelamuriri , dar ce mai conteaza un shurubel la cate sunt...

bine ca a mers ...



azi de paste am fost sa ma dau cu mobra pe coclauri ....am incercat sa si filmez , dar stiti mi a fost greu pt ca mai aveam la naiba si ambreiaj si viteze de schimbat ..
stiu se vede pe filmare ca si cum as fi pe un cal care tropaie pe camp....dar chiar asa se simte si se vede...ca si cum ai fi pe un cal...destul de molcom prin hartoape , dar care stie sa o ia la pas pe sosea destul de bine.
motorul e cel mai amuzant pe care l am avut pana acum . fuge in afara pe autostrada , am fost pana la fundulea asa fluierand cu 140 , si de asemenea merge foarte bine si pe camp sau drum forestier . acele de pe bord au cea mai normala pozitie la 130 cu 5000 de ture . la 110 daca bagi mana in gaz ca sa depasesti un mosulica cu un renault sau vre un tataie cu un logan "chel" , se duce bine de tot ....
exact cum am spus , cea mai amuzanta motocicleta .
citeam pe niste forumuri ca ,domne vibreaza rau de tot si te doare fundul...phoaaa pai ei inseamna ca nu au mers vreo data cu gilera rc600 sa vada acolo vibratii ...asta parca e un motor in 2 cilindri asa il simt eu la drum afara...
vantul bate destul de tare , si mai ales daca ai geaca deschisa , se simte bine de tot ...dar unde mai e fun-ul daca nu e vant ?
in rest directie buna , frane bune , amortizoare si mai bune...
cum eu am mers jumate pe camp jumate pe autostrada , am avut un consum de 6 litri pe 100 , la un rezervor de 16 litri cu tot cu rezerva.
farul bate bine noaptea , semnalele ca de tractor de alea mari , stopul o sa il schimb sa ii pun unul de basculanta , ca sa se vada zic io. :))
rece sau calda/calaie , nu porneste decat cu socul tras . adica la modul ai mers cu ea mai mult de 15 minute , porneste fara soc in interval de 10 minute , dar peste 10 minute , tre sa tragi socul macar jumate . chiar daca e cald afara si ai scos-o la prima tura pe ziua aia , trebuie sa ii tragi socul complet , altfel nu porneste .
mai departe nu poate fi decat amuzament si fun sa o vezi cum trage lipa lipa tropa tropa prin coclauri si cand bagi mana in gaz ,sare imediat pe o roata .....



aici am pus gen ca si cum as fi fost filmat :)))) hahahah ....nonsens ...dar ce conteaza ? e dominator ? este ....este benzina ? este . atunci ce suntem , om sau dominator?

05 aprilie 2011

in alta dezordine de idei...

exact , in alta dezordine de idei as putea spune ca sunt un model '77 lansat cu erori de soft... la minte sunt prajit in nici un caz copt... :P

si ce daca eu imi traiesc viata asa cum imi place , spre deosebire de unii care au doar impresia ca sunt fericiti , eu chiar sunt fericit ...

am venit de la tzara zilele trecute si am adus cu mine vreo cateva VHS-uri ...phoaa ce am gasit pe acele "casetutze" de 2 kile ....nu pot explica in cuvinte ...

una din chestiile misto este baieramul dat de edi si sleahta/gashca de la bloc in satul snagov (pe vremea aia nu erau smecheri in snagov , erau doar bunicii gabrielei , parca ...) nu mai stiam exact ce am facut acolo dar cand m-am uitat la filmare, incet incet mi-a revenit memoria :D.

la un moment dat zice horia , "hai sa fim high..." da' niste fete deja luate in freza de alcool intreaba : "cum sa fim hai?" si horia gen ...esti praf pot sa te trag pe nas...

si parca am mai si dansat ...daaaa sigur ...se vede pe filmare am dansat ...la sentiment chiar ....e vezi asta inseamna sa fii fericit ...acuma pot fi fericit doar ca s-a intamplat .

si cum ma dansam pe gutza-tehno ? daaa chiar un gutza-tehno gen... si mai imi amintesc o chestie haioasa ...tot fetele "high" au zis=o : -ce au adus neonul asta negru? nu avem lumina? thaa ...e black light mah...
cand le-am bagat stroboscopul hand made in ochi , au zis gata asta e smecherie.
si cum ma ascultam parazitii si chiar puteam sa dansam pe parazitii ...pai pune-ma acum sa dansez pe parazitii , as zice ca e imposibil...horia cu sticla sa fi fost de fier , ce brand aveam... si fata ce dotata era ... gepe era DJ ...le amesteca intr-un fel ...ca sa nu mai spun ca aveam niste boxe de 2x400 wati reali nu da'stia de acum "chinezesti"

a da ...au fost si manele ...dar parca nu erau numai cu sa moara dusmanii mei , nu stiu de ce , dar probabil ca aveam si varsta necesara pt a ingurgita pe urechi chestii de alea...
si tot am dat asa cate un skip mic pe filmare si am auzit la un moment dat , "un celular folosit gresit te poate aduce la gropar" ...

striptis !!! da a fost si un piculetz de "striptis" ...

mamaia lu' gabi , a incercat sa supervizeze pe cat posibil pornirile sexuale , dar nu stiu de ce am eu impresia ca anumite persoane au reusit sa si-o traga , chiar asa supervizate :))) masinile alea nu degeaba aveau geamurile aburite :P ...bine ca nu se vede inauntru...
gepe a fost la superinaltime cu muzica ...exact ce ne trebuia ,cand ne trebuia ...
si mai imi amintesc ca dimineata de la roua care se lasase pe scule ,pana si mausul de plastic curenta ...




mai departe ce am mai gasit pe vhs uri

niste clipuri de pe atomic .... caterincoase



vestita scena , cu domnu' semaca si nu trage ca eu sunt lascarica ,va rog sa credeti ca nu v-am tradat...



niste reclame mai vechi...daca le spui la astia mici ca esti pe "connex" se uita chioras la tine ...da bah inaintea erei voastre vodafone , a fost era connex si da a fost si inainte de dialog ...adica orange ...si pe telefon nu aparea decat 226-01 ,connex si 226-10 dialog ...sau era invers? dar asa ca un tips , pe telefoanele vechi , sau poate pe cartela mea veche , cu sim de 5 volti , cand o bag in antichitati de telefoane imi apare connex ,nu vodafone pe ecran...si pe un motorola dala mare gen gentuta cu maner deasupra si antena rabatabila cat un crenvursti imi apare 226-01 ...
mai spre sfarsit este si dacia solenza...:D



si am mai gasit vreo cateva filmari , dar nu le pot face publice ...din motive lesne de inteles :)))

25 martie 2011

de la tzara , combinat cu vechituri

am venit de la tzara , a fost mai mult decat bine.
aer curat ,gratare , somn linistit ... nu prea am chef sa scriu prea multe ,in schimb o sa pun cateva filmari care le am gasit pe niste VHS-uri ...plus cateva poze ... o chestie amuzanta e catelul Bobitza care a vrut (poate a si reusit) sa i o traga lu' motanu' lu sica ...o sa vedeti pe filmare ...

aici am fost la Oltenita sa schimbam niste cauciucuri :P





mai departe urmatoarea zi ...





asta e Bobitza catelu' care i a tras o lu motanu' ...





mai departe urmatoarea zi ...



am gasit si cateva casete VHS cu diverse filmari foarte vechi ...printre care si cu sticklan ... a si observati la sfarsit ca este un banner publicitar filmat pe strada , eu cand filmam bannere pe strada ca sa pun imagini in ele , colegii mei care au azi in 2011 aceleasi idei ,in 1998 se incaltau cu ciorapii :P (asta e am avut inaintea voastra ideea cu bannerul pe strada filmat)




aaa si am filmat si in metrou fara autorizatie :))))
plus inca una in tramvai la misto ....si coltul vesel ...



si inca o filmare de lA repetorul R0 din bucegi ,tot asa un uncut version



si am mai gasit vreo cateva filmari dar nu pot fi facute publice alea :PPPP
(sunt prea prea...)

18 martie 2011

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(000026) 3/18/2011 2:16:15 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 220 Please visit http://sourceforge.net/projects/filezilla/
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(000026) 3/18/2011 2:16:54 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 530 Login or password incorrect!
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(000027) 3/18/2011 2:17:17 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 220 Please visit http://sourceforge.net/projects/filezilla/
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(000027) 3/18/2011 2:17:28 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> PASS 123go
(000027) 3/18/2011 2:17:28 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 530 Login or password incorrect!
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(000027) 3/18/2011 2:17:56 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 530 Login or password incorrect!
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(000028) 3/18/2011 2:18:19 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 220 Please visit http://sourceforge.net/projects/filezilla/
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(000028) 3/18/2011 2:18:46 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 530 Login or password incorrect!
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(000028) 3/18/2011 2:19:09 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 530 Login or password incorrect!
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(000029) 3/18/2011 2:19:21 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 220 Please visit http://sourceforge.net/projects/filezilla/
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(000030) 3/18/2011 2:20:23 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 220 Please visit http://sourceforge.net/projects/filezilla/
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(000030) 3/18/2011 2:20:42 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 530 Login or password incorrect!
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(000030) 3/18/2011 2:21:00 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 530 Login or password incorrect!
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(000031) 3/18/2011 2:21:25 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 220 Please visit http://sourceforge.net/projects/filezilla/
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(000031) 3/18/2011 2:21:52 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 530 Login or password incorrect!
(000031) 3/18/2011 2:22:15 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> PASS 1412
(000031) 3/18/2011 2:22:15 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 530 Login or password incorrect!
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(000032) 3/18/2011 2:22:27 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 220 Please visit http://sourceforge.net/projects/filezilla/
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(000032) 3/18/2011 2:22:46 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 530 Login or password incorrect!
(000032) 3/18/2011 2:23:04 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> PASS 14430
(000032) 3/18/2011 2:23:04 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 530 Login or password incorrect!
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(000033) 3/18/2011 2:23:29 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> Connected, sending welcome message...
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(000033) 3/18/2011 2:23:29 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 220 Please visit http://sourceforge.net/projects/filezilla/
(000033) 3/18/2011 2:23:34 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> USER Administrator
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(000033) 3/18/2011 2:23:48 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 530 Login or password incorrect!
(000033) 3/18/2011 2:24:06 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> PASS 171717
(000033) 3/18/2011 2:24:06 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 530 Login or password incorrect!
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(000034) 3/18/2011 2:24:31 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> Connected, sending welcome message...
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(000034) 3/18/2011 2:24:31 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 220 Please visit http://sourceforge.net/projects/filezilla/
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(000034) 3/18/2011 2:24:50 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 530 Login or password incorrect!
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(000035) 3/18/2011 2:25:33 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 220 Please visit http://sourceforge.net/projects/filezilla/
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(000035) 3/18/2011 2:26:00 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 530 Login or password incorrect!
(000035) 3/18/2011 2:26:23 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> PASS 1928
(000035) 3/18/2011 2:26:23 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 530 Login or password incorrect!
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(000036) 3/18/2011 2:26:35 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 220 Please visit http://sourceforge.net/projects/filezilla/
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(000037) 3/18/2011 2:27:37 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 220 Please visit http://sourceforge.net/projects/filezilla/
(000037) 3/18/2011 2:27:42 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> USER Administrator
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(000037) 3/18/2011 2:28:06 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> USER Administrator
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(000037) 3/18/2011 2:28:16 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> PASS 1953
(000037) 3/18/2011 2:28:16 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 530 Login or password incorrect!
(000037) 3/18/2011 2:28:37 AM - (not logged in) (222.221.88.88)> 421 Kicked by Administrator
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cand m am plictisit de el i am dat Kick/Ban ca unei muste mizerabile de aia verzuie de cacat :)))

incidente nucleare in romania

sa vezi sa auzi si sa nu iti vina sa crezi....


09 martie 2011

pSIHO anaLiza la mUNca a colegilor

stiu nu am mai scris de mult timp ....dar vin acum cu o leuca :D

Dupa analiza atenta facuta la "tigara" a colegilor postez un fel de profil psihoanalitic al speciilor de colegi. TIP: uneori veti intalni si corcituri intre speciile de mai jos insa in principal puteti distinge urmatoarele regnuri:

1) PSEUDOSEFA
Nu este si nu a fost niciodata sefa dar sufera de aceasta frustare inca de cand a pierdut alegerile de comandanta de grupa in a VII a. Acum desi nu stie sa faca nimic concret se ofera voluntar sa ajute sefii in toate cele incepand de la adusul cafelei, dusul acasa cu masina, facutul de diferite scrisori si adrese si tinutul copilului cand are sefa sedinta de top. In acest fel ea (isi) creeaza iluzia ca e pretina lor, ca face parte din cercul intim lucru care ii confera o pozitie privilegiata atat la nivel central cat si fata de colegii aflati pe aceesi treapta de salarizare.
* Dusul rece (a se citi Realitatea crunta): sefii se gandesc cu groaza ca odata si odata cretina asta care mai e si nasoala o sa le creeze neplaceri in public. Colegii fac pariuri privitoare la care anume zi a saptamanii si-a rezervat-o sa ajute pe sefa la curatenie generala contra unui tub de Pronto si a doua bluze pe care nu le mai poarta.

2) ITISTA
Nu lucreaza la IT cum ati putea crede ci e informaticiana adica se simte datoare sa se informeze despre toata lumea care lucreaza la respectiva fabrica si sa te tina si pe tine la curent totodata. Pentru a face culegerea de informatii pretioase din gura in gura, se plimba prin toate departamentele, bea cate o cafea cu fiecare si arunca intrebari de o subtilitate demna de un agent special chinez care se da drept negru ca sa intre in Bronxx, cum ar fii ‘’am vazut ca Miha a venit singura sambata…o fii patit ceva barbasu, i-o fi rau, saraca fata numa probleme are….????!!!!!’’.
* Dusul rece: afla numai informatiile care se doresc intentionat a fi aflate deci functioneaza ca un fel de ziarul Cancan cand suna Nikita si zice ‘’sunt o prietena a Nichitei si vreau sa va vand pontul ca ea o sa fie sambata la saormeria din Gara de Nord unde o sa faca mare panarama…poate trimiteti vreun baiat sa fie pe faza acolo’’

3) SISTER OF MERCY
Asta intodeauna va veni la biro cu fuste lungi de culori incerte si nu are prieten(i). La orice moment doresti ea sare de pe scaun, trimite faxul in locul tau, face cafeaua pt tot biroul, se duce la conta sa vada daca intra azi banii si daca ii acorzi vreo secunda din timpul tau poate chiar tine paravan la sefu cand intarzii la munca. Nu te lasa amagit! Nu e mama ranitilor ci doar o incercare disperata de a ajunge pe lista invitatilor la petrecere sau macar la urechile lu bossu cat e de fata buna. Sfat: nut e pune rau cu ea, e din alea care iti va organiza cea mai mare teapa in flagrant caci stie ca nimeni nu o va crede pe ea sau pe ochii ei umezi vinovata.
* Dusul rece: nu va ajunge la petrecere si facutul de copii in locul tau va fii motivul cu care colegii vor justifica intazierea lucrarii.

4) FEMME FATALE
Nu se stie exact prin cine a venit acolo dar se speculeaza ca prin cineva de suuus si oricum si barbasu e mare mahar. Poarta mult rosu si accesorii extravagante, se simte trend setterul uzinei, fumeaza tigari cu Φ redus si emana o dara de parfum puternic. Nu se stie ce ii e scris in fisa prostului si nici nu o intreaba nimeni, nici ea nu se deranjeaza sa faca impresia ca munceste pt ca stie ca oricum nici un mascul din firma aia nu s-ar lipsi de orgasmul psihedelic pe care il are la vederea ei, ca sa o supere cerandu-I sa si munceasca.
* Dusul rece: o mare parte din colegi vor sa i-o traga, o mai mica parte vor sa i-o traga doar pt ca sa vada ea ca e mai dotat ca sefu, femeile urate o urasc de moarte, femeile cu ceva succes o intarata sa faca gafe monumentale . Deznodamant: pentru ca face si pe inabordabila sfarseste in a se fute cu portarul care a doooa zi va povesti la soferi .

5) UARCAHOLICA
Stie si ceva meserie dar nu face mai multa treaba decat restul lumii insa creeaza iures continuu legat de maldarul de hartii de pe biroul ei la care nu mai face fata pt ca ea e singura care face treaba sa mearga , scoate firma din faliment si inventeaza al treilea crac la furculita. O sa iti spuna in fiecare luni dimineata cand tu vii mahmur dupa bayram ca ea e terminata , ca vineri a plecat la ora 21 si si-a mai luat si acasa minim 3-4 sute de dosare la care a lucrat asiduu tot uichendu si d-aia ‘’toate din birou au barbat si copil mai putin ea care e invadata de profesionalism si nu mai are timp de viata privata’’
* Dusul rece: nu o crede nici dreq ca a stat sambata noaptea sa lucre si chiar daca e asa toti stiu ca face asta e pentru ca e ineficienta in cursul sapatamanii. Vesnicul maldar de la ea de pe birou nu va da niciodata senzatia sefilor ca lucreaza mult ci ca lucreaza incet si dezorganizat.

6)ORGANAIZERUL
E persoana cea mai populara din vagauna care se simte indrepatatita sa fie ocolita de munca pt ca se ocupa de PR si de bunul mers al relatiilor inter-departamentale. De fapt e un fel de team building ambulant si vesnic care are cont pe haicinci, tuitar, feisbuc, prieteni.ro, messenger, mibo, si 20 de ceaturi pe care sta onlain si in care are 200 de uameni impartiti clar pe categorii: ‘’friends’’, ‘’pretini de baute’’,’’tovarasi de munte’’, fetele de la sala’’, colegi de la facu’’, ‘’baieti de pe net’’ , ''blogari pe care ii citesc'' etc.
Daca personajul in cauza este mascul el va fi ala care are glumite semi-deocheate cu toate muierile din birou si le vorbeste cu ‘’papusa’’si ‘’pasa’’iar daca e mai de la tzara chiar cu ‘’guritza’’. El o sa organizeze toate iesirile la bere si va face si invitatiile pentru ca el intr-adevar stie pe toata lumea. Daca organaizerul e muiere, e aia singura care vorbeste cu colegii spunadu-le ‘’coaie’’ , stie toate cluburile si chiar daca nu a fost, are o prietena care se duce acolo deci e ca si cum s-ar duce chiar ea. In plus te scuteste de abonamentul la cancan si de sarciul pa net ca ea iti spune in 10 secunde si pe cine a futat in august 1932 tatal lui Iri la mare la Mamaia.
* Dusul rece: e o pozitie privilegiata careia i se scuza cam toate gafele profesionale deoarece rolul de entarteinar ocupa timp si efort, numai ca daca ti-ai permis sa ramai in urma cu mondenitatile sau nu te mai dovedesti prieten cu secretarele tuturor sefilor importanti, esti halit..ramai p-afara.

6) HACKERU' (eu personal ii recunosc importanta :D)
In toate birourile sau departamentele fabricii tre neaparat sa fie unu care stie sa instaleze si dezinstaleze tot ce se poate pe pc, sa aiba toate crak-urile si serialele numberele din lume , sa aiba "un stik cu un pic de spatiu liber si pt tine" , are un top de DVD/CD -uri in dulap , harddisk de "back-up" , sa faca soliteru sa mearga, sa salveze datele de pe hard, sa seteze imprimantele , sa puna antivirusi , sa repare laptoape , sa aiba ultimile pornaciuni , stie cam toate parolele de "admin" de la softurile interne ale fabricii , iti poate descarca pozele de pe telefon prin "blustutz" cu sau fara stiinta ta , si intotdeauna are el o solutie mult mai viabila si/sau mai rapida decat a celor de la IT , in principiu poate sa iti miste mausul de la calculatorul tau pe ecran si tu sa te uiti interzis la ce face "singur" calculatorul , si de asemenea stie sa sparga mesu' pritenului tau ca sa vezi tu cu ce gagici vorbeste.
* Dusul: importanta lui e capitala si necontestata de nimeni…..orice s-ar intampla, in caz de incendiu salvati "hackerii" si copiii!


(adaptare a unei postari mai vechi....dar de actualitate intotdeauna)